Crazy facebook status that u should never miss.......

• I always say the things better left unsaid.
• Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?
• may kill you in the morning.
• the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter
• too sexy for this status
• thinks if Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga had a kid... it would look like Chucky
• thinks everyone should stop teasing poor Justin Bieber She has feelings too!
• the guy who put the FUN in dysfunctional
• updating his Facebook status
• wants YOU!
• is a vegetarian, not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!
• is SO COOL that ice cubes are afraid of him.
• feels ashamed of his smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.
• is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
• wonders if you ever noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?